Certain kid turned DOUBLE DIGITS today. Enjoyed her pressies at the brekkie table (big thrill was being treated to a poached egg… I ask you! Is it a roller-coaster of giddy consumerist excess in this household – or what?)
And then it was over to studying the pressies. She was sitting and a-reading the packaging on her new ‘Wiggly Worm World’ (a kit that helps a child to set up a cross-section of a foot of soil so that they can observe an earthworm’s behaviour.)
And then she goes;
“Oh! That is absolutely outrageous! ‘Create your own garden for your worms to EXPLODE’! Why would I want to EXPLODE worms? That is SO sick!”
And Dad goes;
“Sweetie. Slow down on your reading. It says ‘for your worms to ***EXPLORE***’
Oh the joys of a sharp mind, with dyslexia….that loves to skip the words…