‘It’s KICKING OFF HERE NOW!!’ I heard.  Answering the call of a distressed husband, I dashed to look out of our living room window. Our usual stunning view of the Holme Valley. But a new blot on the landscape…. Immediately I spotted two elderly walkers, behooded in a sinister shade of red Goretex.  They were SHAMELESSLY TEARING innocent blackberries […]