“Hey, Mum”, my daughter said. “We’ve just got, like 10 pages of guidance on returning to school. Most of it’s about nail varnish, trousers, new form allocations and parents-using-cars for drop-off-coz-they’re-scared-so-which-entrances n exits in case we catch the Pox on the way to school because if they don’t drive us there, we’ll be like – […]