7 YR OLD: So, Mum. Whatever party you vote for, do you get a party-bag at the end of it? ME: No. Sadly not. 7 YR OLD: So why would you bother? ME: Dunno. Ask Russell Brand. 10 YR OLD: Is he the one what killed ‘Evita’? His photo-painting thing is everywhere. ME: I’m sure […]
Last of the Summer Whine…
DIALOGUE BETWEEN 8 YR OLD DAUGHTER AND FATHER – LISTENING TO BBC RADIO 4 MIDDAY NEWS FATHER: I can’t believe what he’s on about. I used to like Nick Clegg. He’s talking utter twaddle. 8 YEAR OLD: Yeah. But it isn’t really him, anyway. FATHER: What do you mean? 8 YEAR OLD: It’s not even him! […]