Dad: I’ve never fancied goin’ in a cruise, me. Have you? Me: Nah. Never. And after all of that stuff in the news this week – there’s no way you’d get me on one. Dad: Hmmm… They’re not for me. All that dressin’ up for dinner. Me: What are you on about? You’re the one […]
Pack ‘Em Off?…
First day back at school. We were all rather gleeful. Three weeks trapped in British homes in British weather over the festive season is a tad too much familial familiarity for anyone. Well, after carrying out the usual school-bag search at tea time. I found a letter. Addressed to me. From the dinner lady (or […]
Scenario – Myself. Plus my lovely 7 yr old daughter in VERY crowded and VERY small sweetie shop on New Years Eve. Buying her a ‘treat’ for good behaviour. (Those of you about to get out the Parenting Manual – kindly Sod Off. If you DO have kids, you clearly have ones who are from […]
Funny Festive Bake Bobbins…
I am not quite sure why, but many people seem to think of FunnyLass as a lady who seems not particularly concerned with ‘home making’. Nothing could be further from the truth. This evening, for example – I managed to ensure that a large pile of ironing was completed. My partner noticed that the pile […]
See how the Angel Gabriel objects to media intrusion! Watch how the lazy and feckless soon-to-be single mother Mary couldn’t give a monkey’s about the Good Tidings of Great Joy (so long as she gets her tax credits no doubt). I just love those ‘pre show’ moments!
I Predicted That Riot but Not This One
Once Upon A Time, I predicted a Riot (Glodwick, Oldham). At the time I had the ear of ‘those in charge’. I even managed to tell the (then) Mayor that it was about to ‘Kick Off’ but sadly, I guess my words just went down the pan. With those of the other Do Gooders. […]
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