Phoning the MRI Unit: ME: Hi, my name’s Christina. I had an MRI yesterday. I was using a wheelchair. You might remember me … and my husband. RECEPTIONIST: Ah yes. He parked you in a corner – facing the wall. ME: He couldn’t steer that hospital wheelchair. It was rubbish. RECEPTIONIST: And he told everyone […]
A Kitchen Sink Drama
(WARNING – I don’t come off particularly well in this blog) My husband does this thing when I’m in the kitchen with the kids. He sits in the living room upstairs and comments away about what we’re saying. When we tell him that he’s being nosey and listening-in on our conversation, he objects and says […]
Ancient Defences
“We don’t want you Southerners finding our castles too easily”
Japes and Wheezes
During lockdown, on April 1st 2020, my kids rang their dad at work from the summer-house in our garden (where they were allegedly doing their home-schooling). They told him that they had behaved very badly and refused to do their school work – leading to a row with me. They said that I had stormed […]
Scouting for a Party
We were on the last minute as per usual and I was shoving my son – clad in his scouting uniform – out of the front door, berating him with; “Hurry up! We’ve got to stop at the Co-op first. I just saw an email from your Scouts leader – everyone needs to bring party […]
Supermarket Giants Undermined By Staff
The guy on the till at Aldi was off on one today – all about the government trying to use Ukraine as an excuse for the horrendous cost in living increases. He ended his rant with “Anyway. Come the revolution, they’ll be first up against the wall. Don’t forget your chops.” It cheered me up […]
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