No, not exactly a psychological / self-help posting from funnylass! Not today anyway. More of a Resurrectionist and Eco-friendly missive. Religion..the Great Destroyer..Meets Re-Creation Theology. That kind of thing. Or – you could call it ‘Thuggish and Cack-handed Toddler Leads Despairing Mother to Bizarre Invention’ Have I mentioned before that I have a three year […]
Scenario – Myself. Plus my lovely 7 yr old daughter in VERY crowded and VERY small sweetie shop on New Years Eve. Buying her a ‘treat’ for good behaviour. (Those of you about to get out the Parenting Manual – kindly Sod Off. If you DO have kids, you clearly have ones who are from […]
See how the Angel Gabriel objects to media intrusion! Watch how the lazy and feckless soon-to-be single mother Mary couldn’t give a monkey’s about the Good Tidings of Great Joy (so long as she gets her tax credits no doubt). I just love those ‘pre show’ moments!
I Predicted That Riot but Not This One
Once Upon A Time, I predicted a Riot (Glodwick, Oldham). At the time I had the ear of ‘those in charge’. I even managed to tell the (then) Mayor that it was about to ‘Kick Off’ but sadly, I guess my words just went down the pan. With those of the other Do Gooders. […]
I am, like soooo Adolescent…
Always hard to get into the routine of 3 year old to nursery and (now) 7 year old to school. Washed, dressed, fed, lunchboxed, shrieked at, toothbrushed, homeworked-accompanied, letter-to-teacher’d, nit-sprayed (hey! preventative-only folks!) and shielded from being swept away by tale end of hurricane down our valley…. So today – am sorry to say, that […]
Death Penalty – a light-hearted distaction for Tory screw-ups…
I know that I shouldn’t be shocked. But I am. Apparently it’s the power of the public. The power of the petition. If enough people have enough strong views about something or other – our adorable Members of Parliament get to collectively debate it. With the potential of re-establishing the legal -snuffing out of human […]