Scenario – Myself. Plus my lovely 7 yr old daughter in VERY crowded and VERY small sweetie shop on New Years Eve. Buying her a ‘treat’ for good behaviour. (Those of you about to get out the Parenting Manual – kindly Sod Off. If you DO have kids, you clearly have ones who are from […]
Funny Festive Bake Bobbins…
I am not quite sure why, but many people seem to think of FunnyLass as a lady who seems not particularly concerned with ‘home making’. Nothing could be further from the truth. This evening, for example – I managed to ensure that a large pile of ironing was completed. My partner noticed that the pile […]
See how the Angel Gabriel objects to media intrusion! Watch how the lazy and feckless soon-to-be single mother Mary couldn’t give a monkey’s about the Good Tidings of Great Joy (so long as she gets her tax credits no doubt). I just love those ‘pre show’ moments!
I Predicted That Riot but Not This One
Once Upon A Time, I predicted a Riot (Glodwick, Oldham). At the time I had the ear of ‘those in charge’. I even managed to tell the (then) Mayor that it was about to ‘Kick Off’ but sadly, I guess my words just went down the pan. With those of the other Do Gooders. […]
St Paul’s Protestors Really Half Term Tightwads
Has it occurred to anyone else that the so-called ‘anti-capitalist protestors’ outside of St Paul’s are actually a bunch of tightwad parents who are trying to save money on London hotels, by pitching camp in the middle of the City? This photo said it all for me really. Bet the cheeky swines are off to […]
I am, like soooo Adolescent…
Always hard to get into the routine of 3 year old to nursery and (now) 7 year old to school. Washed, dressed, fed, lunchboxed, shrieked at, toothbrushed, homeworked-accompanied, letter-to-teacher’d, nit-sprayed (hey! preventative-only folks!) and shielded from being swept away by tale end of hurricane down our valley…. So today – am sorry to say, that […]
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