This whole Queen and Country thing… a fantastic excuse to have a day off work and a knees-up? Or a ruddy great waste of money whilst we close our eyes try to oppressive western hierarchies, a feudal system still alive and the slaughter and submission of millions of people across the world during the last […]
Darkly Fishy…
If I tell you the place? Whitby. You may think Fish. Or Chips. But, there is also a very strong chance indeed that you will guess the People who feel such a strong ‘yearning’ to BE – to simply, as they would say it – to BE THEMSELVES in this place. It all began yesterday […]
Like help, my face cream ran out. And then my lippy too! Life is sooo tough.
This morning I realised that I had totally run out of face cream AND lipstick. And I was like ‘Arghh! That’s, like soooo EVIL!’ I mean, it was a real bummer. Kind of ruined my day. Something that men get away with, without getting all stressed about…. Life is hard being a woman… Actually – […]
Making Beautiful Music from Broken Instruments..
No, not exactly a psychological / self-help posting from funnylass! Not today anyway. More of a Resurrectionist and Eco-friendly missive. Religion..the Great Destroyer..Meets Re-Creation Theology. That kind of thing. Or – you could call it ‘Thuggish and Cack-handed Toddler Leads Despairing Mother to Bizarre Invention’ Have I mentioned before that I have a three year […]
My (First REALLY) Ridiculous Comment of 2012
Dad: I’ve never fancied goin’ in a cruise, me. Have you? Me: Nah. Never. And after all of that stuff in the news this week – there’s no way you’d get me on one. Dad: Hmmm… They’re not for me. All that dressin’ up for dinner. Me: What are you on about? You’re the one […]
Pack ‘Em Off?…
First day back at school. We were all rather gleeful. Three weeks trapped in British homes in British weather over the festive season is a tad too much familial familiarity for anyone. Well, after carrying out the usual school-bag search at tea time. I found a letter. Addressed to me. From the dinner lady (or […]
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